The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads. That sucks.
Jeff Hammerbacher
Hanlon’s razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
You can’t see how these things work and how they interact until you’ve done it some. You don’t know what programming practices are dangerous until you’ve seen which ones make your programs take weeks to debug and then seen a good programmer fix it in five minutes. I don’t think you can get that from classes. Classes can give you a lot of stuff, but in the end programming is a craft you have to perfect by plying it.
Bernie Cosell (in Coders at Work)
So I got this reputation—I fixed these mysterious bugs that nobody else could fix. Fortunately, they never asked me what the bug was. Because the truth of the matter is if they’d have asked, “How did you fix the bug?” my answer would have been, “I couldn’t understand the code well enough to figure out what it was doing, so I rewrote it.”
Bernie Cosell (in Coders at Work)
It might be that I’m too much of a curmudgeon to understand layers.
Ken Thompson (in Coders at Work)
Every now and then I feel a temptation to design a programming language but then I just lie down until it goes away.
L Peter Deutsch (in Coders at Work)
There has to [be] something a little wrong with you for you to be a really good programmer. Maybe “wrong with you” is a little too strong, but the qualities that make somebody a well-functioning human being and the qualities that make somebody a really good programmer—they overlap but they don’t overlap a whole heck of a lot. And I’m speaking as someone who was a very good programmer.
L Peter Deutsch (in Coders at Work)
Well, part of the reason that I don’t call myself a computer scientist any more is that I’ve seen software practice over a period of just about 50 years and it basically hasn’t improved tremendously in about the last 30 years.
L Peter Deutsch (in Coders at Work)
There’s a parallel between architectural principles and the kinds of algorithmic design principles that Leo and people like him use to address these hard optimization and analysis problems. The difference is that the principles for dealing with algorithmic problems are based a lot more directly on 5,000 or 10,000 years’ worth of history in mathematics. How we go about programming now, we don’t have anything like that foundation to build on. Which is one of the reasons why so much software is crap: we don’t really know what we’re doing yet.
L Peter Deutsch (in Coders at Work)
One thing is we’ve got lots of computer cycles to spend. So I’m comfortable now, as the pejorative saying goes, pissing away cycles to get something done cleanly.
Dan Ingalls (in Coders at Work)
But in terms of who should do software, I don’t have a good flat answer to that. I do know that the further down in the plumbing the software is, the more important it is that it be built by really good people. That’s an elitist point of view, and I’m happy to hold it.
L Peter Deutsch (in Coders at Work)
Lisp, as a tool, is to the mind as the lever is to the arm. It amplifies your power and enables you to embark on projects beyond the scope of lesser languages like C. Writing in C is like building a mosaic out of lentils using a tweezer and glue. Lisp is like wielding an air gun with power and precision. It opens out whole kingdoms shut to other programmers.
It feels better to be a nerd than somebody who walks around with rivets and thinks he’s cool.
The OSGi Alliance’s framework specification defines the proper behavior of the framework, which gives you a well-defined API to program against. […] This ultimately benefits you, because you aren’t tied to a particular vendor and can program against the behavior defined in the specification. It’s sort of like the reassuring feeling you get by knowing you can go into any McDonald’s anywhere in the world and get the same meal!
Here’s the secret that every successful software company is based on: You can domesticate programmers the way beekeepers tame bees. You can’t exactly communicate with them, but you can get them to swarm in one place and when they’re not looking, you can carry off the honey.